Such a cute Yoda!! Bruni, I have been crazy busy and haven't found my login to steemchat. So, I am going to put the 5 min for Day 100 right here in the comment and you can post it all together as a post. Okay?

It was Saturday morning and I was bored out of my mind. Of course, there was plenty to do - but I didn't feel like doing any of it!!
Dishes - no way. Hate them. why can't dishwashers actually clean dishes? I wished I had a human dishwasher who could do a really good job.
Then there is watering the trees, there is work on the computer. Oh, and bills to pay.
Ha!!
That is the most boring thing of anything in the world a person can do.
So, I did what any sane person would do. Ignore it all, go out of the house and set the house on fire.
Problem solved. No more dishes - gone.
The trees probably went up in flames too or they got so hot that hey they died.
Gone.
All of it.
Bills.
Gone.
But soon money will be in my account. Oh yes!! Insurance baby, come to mommy and pay, pay, pay. Ha!!
That was such a good plan. I know so well that it works since this is not the first time.
One tip to you if you want to try to solve your problems and be free - just as free as those freewriters I have heard about - make sure to change your name.
Go to a new town where nobody knows your name and find one you really like. Then, you know what to do if you get too many dirty dishes.