"Hmmm, isn't there supposed to a pin prick on her finger?"
"No, that's Sleeping Beauty you're thinking of"

The detectiving part of this job was always my least favorite, take a look at how old and foggy my eyeglasses were if you needed more proof than just my terrible conclusions. I like to notice stuff, and then put all of the things I notice together into a cohesive explanation, but I hated being followed around while I did it, constantly having to articulate my thought process to the scribe. Just leave me th efuck alone and I'll let you know when I've got it. Ha, I guess I have the asshole part of the stereotype locked down, maybe I can play this part after all.