Gardening - Freewrite

I remember when we first decided to build a garden in the backyard.

The year was 2049 and the world had completely run out of food.

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There were no people left in the world except for me and my roommate.

We knew that we needed food to survive and we also would like some women.

We grabbed a few seeds from various foods that were sitting around in the kitchen like avocados and tomatoes and planted them in the backyard hoping that we could make plants grow from these seeds.

Since we were completely out of food and had nothing to eat at all we needed these plants to grow within the next couple of days somehow.

I went through my closet also and grabbed a bunch of Victoria's Secret and different pornographic magazines and planted them in the backyard as well.

I was hoping to be able to sprout up some women.

It would be nice if in a few days we had some Victoria's Secret models growing in the backyard.

It then occurred to me to go ahead and bury some empty beer bottles.

Why not?

If everything goes according to plan will have avocados, tomatoes, some Victoria's Secret models, and a few cases of beer.

I'm confident that things going to work out the way that we need them too.

If not then we'll be in trouble in probably about 3 days. However, I've got a good feeling about all of this.

Gardening is fun.

I look forward to drinking that beer with my Victoria's Secret model girlfriend while we each eat tomatoes and avocados. I wish I had some steak to bury in the ground so that we could have barbecue.