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RE: Earthquake -5minutefreewrite
Where's the justice!? People are so focused on racial and gender equality, that they're forgetting the deceased. They preach about equality when almost all of the cast and crews have a heartbeat! Hypocrites, all of them! In award shows, the only time the dead get a spotlight is in a brief In Memoriam. If it weren't for the people that have passed away, none of the living would be sipping champagne. #HollwoodSoAlive
Exactly! And don't even get me started on species representation! Sure, there are roles for dogs and cats, but it's always the same good/evil/rascal triptych. Write nuance for crying out loud! And write something for brindle pit bulls already! #oscarssohuman
Ugh! Dogs and cats get all the love. What about alpacas, huh? They always get played off as a joke! That is, if they get used at all. Alpacas have feelings too, y'know? And if given room to emote, I'm sure they would give heart-rending, spit-inducing performances. I'll fight anyone who says otherwise. Don't test me. After all, alpaca punch! #OccupySunsetBlvd
Llama know if more organizing efforts are possumble.
Just mail me your koalafications, and I'll toadally get back to you on this.
My rufferences speak for themsealves.