Spa -5minutefreewrite

For https://steemit.com/freewrite/@mariannewest/day-122-5-minute-freewrite-sunday-prompt-spa

Le sigh. This arm is coming off. These legs, two. Time to take of the skullcap and take out the brain. Leave that to soak in a sitz bath. Strip down the tendons, rub the bones clean. Wash out the marrow.

Wipe off the lungs, inside and out. Oh, that scar tissue? Let's sew that back up with a smaller thread. Pneumonia, I know... I think you can get some stronger muscles in there, I'll see what we have in the back. Oh, yes, and something for your back, of course. Let's let igor work on that. He's been using legos for ages, give him your vertebrae and some putty. Refill on the spinal fluid. Don't you worry, we're just as good at putting things together as we are at taking them apart, and they'll all be brilliantly cleaned and oiled when we do.

Oh. You don't mind, do you? Yes, your right hand and your left hand are on opposite sides. We've actually found that that makes them more useful. Truth be told, while there's a bit of a learning curve, once you get through it, everything will be faster for you. And the whole "your lungs should be inside your body" myth is just that, a myth. You'll have to be more careful with them, sure, but you'll get ever so much more capacity out of them this way.

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