Inbox -5minutefreewrite Comedy Open Mic Round 40
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My phone was all like, "you're getting low on storage, things ain't gonna work no more." So I was like, "for real, why? I hadn't been doing nothing ridiculous" and it was like, "you using like a GIG on just gmail, friend." I was like, "no way I'm clearing data on that, what else you got?" and it was like, "nothing. I'm not telling." and I was like, "ugh, fine."
So I deleted the data and then re-logged in. I figured it would re-download the most recent messages. "sync" it calls it.
and maybe it will, but it's been working on it for three hours.
UGH to my phone. Stina (that's @stinawog for youse in the know) says I gotta get a different phone, because I've been unhappy with this one since I bought it, but I am going to just live with the pain. You know what they say! "Having a crappy phone builds character!" And boy howdy, I have a lot of character.
You ever hear the one about fella dropped his phone? He cracked!
Because of phone addiction. Look it up. It's a real thing.
Hey, you been a real nice crowd. Good having you around. Come back next week and I'll riff on your other favorite topic:
"What's the deal with Chromebooks?"
I nominate @mariannewest and @whatisnew to write funny freewrites!
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I hate my phone. LOL. My foes that everyday. No matter how much I delete or do, it always saying not enough storage. I even bought a 30 gig memory card and still says it. for some reason not all apps can go on memory card. Drives me nuts, but I'm like you cheap phones builds character. One day I'll upgrade.
Yes!!! I'm glad you agree. Tell my wife I'm not alone in vehemently opposing getting a new phone until this one dies.
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I have a cheap Android phone. When it has no more memory, I just buy a new one for $150. No iPhones here.
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Cheap, you say! My phone was only $30! Ha! ;)
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Did it come with any buttons on it for $30?
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Nope! Why would I pay for something on my phone that I get on my shirts for free!? Buttons are a conspiracy by the banking cartels to get us to give up on crypto currency.
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That's funny, but prolly true! 🤣🤣🤣
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