Hair -5minutefreewrite

For https://steemit.com/freewrite/@mariannewest/day-33-5-minute-freewrite-prompt-hair

They say my hair is as fine as pasta. So fine. Like a big colander full of messy pasta. It's chewy, too. My hair is al dente. It has hair in it. So you could say, there's hair in my pasta...hair here.

That that that that tae kwon do FIll a gubernatorial campaign with bald people. Let their brains flow out of their hair follicles follicles folly Mr. Banana's folly. His fault, really. Mr. Banana had two sisters. They went by their husbands' names, for they were traditional fruits. So the his banana sister was named Ruby Pomegranate (she was a banana), and his other banana sister was named Penelope Cruz (no relation). She was a banana. She married Ted Cruz (no relation). They went on banana adventures together into the past. They had a time travel machine, you see. And when they were in the past, someone mistook her for a gag and slipped and fell when she stepped on her (it was Ginger Rodgers) And that's why Ted Cruz (no relation) is so sad!

There's gotta be a better way to have a banana discourse than through the Appealing to the appellate courts. At the moment, that's all there is, though. You should wait for a new brand of car, a banana car. It'll surely have a banana phone, and then you can just call a banana.