Discord -5minutefreewrite

For https://steemit.com/freewrite/@mariannewest/day-246-5-minute-freewrite-friday-prompt-discord

Discord, not dat cord.

Jesus and Mary Magdalene were having a tiff. It wasn't as bad as the one he had with that tree, but it was about that tree. And the moneylenders in the synagogue. It was real about Jesus' temper and his self-righteousness.
Or, that what it was about on the surface, but deep down it was about Mary's and Jesus' unacknowledged sexual tension. Well, it was about both, actually. It was that Jesus, though he was often charming and sweet, was rather unpredictable in a scary way. In a not-good way. His mom, Mary, said that he had never been this way as a child, but who knew. She was an unreliable narrator who, every time she told the story, made the manger dirtier and the innkeeper crueler. Joseph was basically absent, but when he was around, he quietly insisted that it wasn't that bad and that the innkeeper hadn't been cruel at all, was just trying to help in a difficult situation. There was really no room for them. The stable was actually a safer place than staying on the floor of the entryway, and th