For https://steemit.com/freewrite/@mariannewest/day-560-5-minute-freewrite-friday-prompt-confirm

"I'm calling to confirm my appointment. It's for tomorrow, but I want to make sure you know I have every intention of being there, so if I'm not there, you should probably call the authorities, because I wouldn't miss this unless I was delayed by some tragedy."

"Um, we aren't-"

"I'm being hyperbolic, of course, but I just want you to know how excited I am."

"You don't need to confirm-"

"Of course, if you think a dozen roses is too many roses, I can get gardenias instead. I really have never been to a cult meeting before and I'm not sure how to make a good first impression."

"We are not a cult-"

"Oh, riiight. Wink wink nudge nudge and all that. I suppose the FBI is probably listening. Hey FBI, leave them alone! I want to join a cult, that shouldn't be illegal! Let us be what we are!"

"No, really-"

"Yeah, I get it. Mum's the world. I mean word. Whoops. That was a Freudian slip if ever I heard one. I'm just so excited to meet Mum. She really is the world to me. I mean, I ca just imagine it right now. She'll hold me firm against her ample bosom, and rock me gently. I can slip away into slumber finally. Give up my worries and worldly possessions to her, and she can do the worrying for me. I'm ready to be a kid again."

"..."

"See you tomorrow! Byeee!"

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Maybe you're a regular, maybe you stop by occasionally, or maybe this is the first you're hearing of @freewritehouse. Whichever it is, you should know that you're welcome in our community... which is not a cult. But which does provide that sense of safety to everyone by being there every day with a new prompt and by having an active group of people who read the posts written for the prompts and engage goofily and lovingly with the writers.
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