Bulb -5minutefreewrite Comedy Open Mic Round #27

For https://steemit.com/freewrite/@mariannewest/day-307-5-minute-freewrite-wednesday-prompt-bulb

Light bulb like yesterday.

There's a smarty pants in every class. Justine is the smartypants in my class. She loves to go

AND INTERRUPT THE FREEWRITER.
STarting over. Gotta get in the FLOOOWWWWW

Did you know that a bulb underground will grow a tulip? And a bulb on the ceiling will light up the room? It's true. And a bulb on a face is an ous nose?

Genevieve had a bulbous nose. She was very pretty, and the bulbous nose was a good feature for her. I know you were expecting that to be a negative, but it was a net positive. Of course, she was a fisherperson, so a net positive was good for business, as was a line positive and a trap positive. She used all of them when she fished. She caught marlin sometimes. One time, the marlin she caught was Marlon Wayans. It looked like fish, but vaguely had the shape of his face, and totally had his voice. He fell in love with her right away, but he was a fish, and she a bulbous-nosed woman who had already decided to marry Phillippe, no, Yuri, no, Schmiel. She couldn't decide. Well,

The fish made it easy for her, this Marlin Marlon Wayans who weighs in at a good 150 pounds, which is a pretty big fish, though I have no idea if it's big for a Marlin.

I nominate @fishyculture (I hope you like my fish story) and @papa-pepper (I hope you're excited to make some comedy).