Bones -5minutefreewrite

For https://steemit.com/frewrite/@mariannewest/day-227-5-minute-freewrite-sunday-prompt-bones

"No bones about it," muttered McGruff, the crime-fighting dog who takes a bite out of crime.

Then periwinkle murderstones fell from an opaque sky, washed amongst the pebbles of the dream river that is silence....

There's a tube of toothpaste sitting upside down, dripping slowly down my larynx. Did you ever read that nonsense story by Mark Twain? It involved the mating habits of the esophagus, I think.

Tell me truthfully, have you ever seen a bone? There's no bones. Only random assortments of calcium deposits. You can deposit calcium in the bank, you know. That's where the term spank bank comes from...

Clams. That's a word for hoo-hoos and money. Just like bones is a term for yessirees and money.

I have some thoughts in my brain that I think aren't really leading from anywhere to anywhere. Strange thoughts in my brain.

People giggle when they're allowed to, especially if they're scared. That's why horror comedy is such a popular genre. I think... Speaking of Horror Comedy, have you all ready Gentle Werewolf yet? We're almost through the first season. It's only taken a year.

Hey everybody. Go read it!

I don't know what happens after