Well, unless loaded pistols are a metaphor for something else, we have none because she won't allow any, so I'm okay there. :)

Fortunately, this particular pair of shoes are still on my feet, but I've had enough other clothing disappear over the years because they were deemed past their prime that I've become quite an authority on it. So far, no cops have been involved. :)

I'm at the point in my marriage where it doesn't matter a whole lot what I do or don't, the end result is pretty similar, so I've decided I'm just going to push because at least I feel like I'm accomplishing what I want. :)