WARNING: CALIFORNIA!!
Another earthquake hit California today. Three small cities were dropped into the bowels of the earth. R.I.P. The CHP are trying to add up the number of lost cars so the state can order some more.
A tsunami washed along the coast of California yesterday. The coastal city of Mellow was over run by a rush of sea water that then pulled it out half way to Hawaii. The California Real Estate Department is now having a lottery to parcel out the new beach front properties.
There were running gun battles in Los Angeles and San Diego. 217 people were injured. Luckily a Hollywood film crew was there to get the entire footage, so it won't be wasted.
Todd leaned back in his lounge chair by the pool overlooking the blue Pacific Ocean and smiled. "So Rachel, should we send these all out the same day? Or spread them out over a week or so?"
Rachel pulled her feet out of the pool and walked over to Todd. "Winter has been so brutal back in the northeast states this year, we should probably just stagger them a day or two."
"You're right, we want to scare them away as much as possible so even their blizzards look good."
Todd and Rachel walked over to the fire pit, poured each a glass of California Red Zinfandel Wine, took a lobster on a stick that had been glazing over the fire and they gazed on the oranges and scarlets of the sunset settling over the ocean.
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I’m case your browser can’t read, those are avocados.
Yo, I b from El Cajon, I know avocados. I know you just meant the browser - but I couldn't resist. Do you think my plan will work with the fake media reports? We could try. Oh, and they look great on the browser.
A true portrait of media cynicism!
Who me? I like to think of it as a healthy skepticism.
Not you, your characters Dennis, those media business sharks!
This is great! We are getting so many tourists in Idaho these days, perhaps we should try this tactic! Only here it would have to be forest fires, bear maulings, and moose attacks.
It helps, but there are no guarantees. Try the flying raccoons that attack you in your car and feed you to the mosquitoes and deer fly. We were going to use that but, you know, we don't have any mosquitoes (they were eaten by all our walking rattlesnakes.). See, this can work. Good Luck. :-))
I am scared!!!
Fake news. I love it. Really good work.
I'm standing in for Matianne today with the latest prompt:
https://steemit.com/freewrite/@mariannewest/day-111-5-minute-freewrite-wednesday-prompt-dream
Unfortunately, your busybody control freak government is harder to exaggerate.
See, the propaganda machine is working. Thanks for the confirmation. :-))