Lost & Found?

It was a normal morning. I got up late, ate breakfast late, dressed,brushed teeth,drank coffee...late,late,late. My only excuse for tripping over the dog bed that had been left on my front porch. I didn't know why it was there. Who had left it there? I don't have a dog...never had a dog. Had someone left it there with a dog in it? Like a little kid on the steps of a church? Where was the dog?
Now I have to look for the dog. Probably get some dog food. I wonder how old my dog is.