Always Something

There are individuals in this country who will stand hip deep in snow and ice and shake their heads in sympathy for all the fools living in California. After all, everyone knows that California is sitting on the edge of the Pacific ocean and will, at any moment, slip away into it in a great earthquake. Of course, the reverse is also true. I cannot understand how people who live in the path of tornadoes can sleep at nite. Any moment the swirling forces of evil weather witches can produce winds to suck up your house and all that is in it. And don't get me started on hurricanes and blizzards...those people are nuts. They have to have seen the sun, at least over the internet, to know it exists. Seattleites still run and hide when the Golden Orb shines.
Just to let you know a secret, we never have earthquakes in California. We just post it on the internet every now and again to scare away the faint of heart. Works better than a wall. Just don't tell anyone I told you.