Scott Varney was not the sharpest crayon in the box, but like everyone else in the world he set his mind to solving the horrible wasp invasion problem. First he sprayed his entire body with wasp spray and tried to leave home, that worked for a few minutes and then the spray began to wear off, but not before it made Scott violently ill. Back at home again Scott lay on his couch eating dill pickles, the only thing left in his cupboard, and considering the problem further. When he finished the last pickle he made his decision, he dowsed himself with the pickle juice and walked outside to see what the wasps would do. To Scott's amazement the wasps would not come within five feet of him. So Scott went back into his house and tore out a sheet of paper from his Big Chief notebook and began scribbling out a short note and then he drew a picture under it. Having completed the note he went back outside and began riding around town looking for the main swarm. After looking around for a couple of hours and about ready to give up the search Scott finally found the swarm at the city dump. He approached the large clump of swarming bees and set the note down on the ground held in place by a small stone, then he backed up and waited. Soon the top Queen Bee came over and read the note carefully then studied the drawing, she suddenly began to buzz out some orders and the bee's started forming up in the air and soon spelled out the word "Deal."

Scott drove over to his best friend Jacob's house and the two of them got big trucks and gathered up building material from all of the lumber yards and building supply warehouses in the area. They then gathered all of the men in town and together they built a giant wooden tower that was fifty feet in diameter and over two hundred feet tall. There were two hundred twelve inch high stories in the tower, each with an overhanging balcony, perfect for wasps to build in. Underneath the tower the men placed feed bins designed for hogs all around, then they raided the grocery store for all kinds of meat to fill the bins with. So peace was declared with the bees in the city of Freewrite and everyone was able to get on with their lives.

Word spread around the globe and copies of Scott's handwritten peace treaty and tower design was supplied to every town and community, thus ending the war. History would record the event as "The Great Wasp Rebellion" and the war as being ended by the "Varnish Treaty." Scott and Jacob were celebrated as heroes and statues in their honor were erected in cities worldwide.

Soon American Generals began to devise a plan to annihilate all bees over the entire planet by attacking them while they slept in their comfortable man made nesting structures, but that's another story!