My First 5 Minute Freewrite - The goat ate all my grass
I've been watching this 5 minute freewriting by @mariannewest discovering it first from @arbitrarykitten, got interested in it and finally decided to try it out. Kinda felt rusty on this first prompt but let's hope I'll get my writing going when I do these more.
Prompt: The goat ate my
The goat ate all my grass. I was disappointed for it wasn't any kind of grass but the grass. I sighed and looked my stoned goat who then after proceeded to climb on top of my house to fall down to the trampoline, being like a crazy goat from the "Goat Simulator". For its worth at least I had a couple of cheese balls from its milk but ain't those worth anything when my neighbors see this and fear that they will be contaminated by the same decease of craziness.
I wonder why we don't have psychiatrists for animals too...
hahaha - poor stoned goat!! So glad you decided to give this a try. And yes, if you keep going, you might surprise yourself where your freewrites are taking you!!
Today's prompt: https://steemit.com/freewrite/@mariannewest/day-42-5-minute-freewrite-prompt-black
I think, you should then continue to take milk from that stoned goat and make stoned cheese balls. 😁
"Trippin balls" gets a whole new meaning then 😂
Hahahaha 😂🤣
Goats will eat about anything from the cash in your wallet to the cash crop hidden among your stuff. I've seen drunk cows, drunk dogs, I've heard a story about a drunk goat, and I've seen one stoned bird. So I can easily picture this happening.
All kind of weird stuff that the animals do... 😂
Hahaha! It took me a second to get it :) I'm a little slow. I think you're writing is just fine. This challenge is definitely helping me get better and get more practice without overthinking it. Good luck to you!
Thank you @byn for checking. I'm sure doing this is beneficial for any aspiring writer.
A friend of mine has a cat with the habit of eating the leaves of his plant. THAT plant. Very funny and original first freewrite!
Thank you @f3nix, didn't expect such good recieiving already!
Lol, that cat of the friend of yours, hillarious ;D
wahahahah I was laughing so hard on this one.
Haha, good thing you liked it :D
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