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RE: Day 635: 5 Minute Freewrite: Wednesday - Prompt: mouse droppings
He’s never here for the cuddles only here for the food--the vermin! parasite! What's in it for YOU?
We have regular mice, which are cute enough, and the meadow jumping mouse as well, which has long back legs and round ears like Mickey Mouse, and I hate-hate-hate killing these creatures, but not as much as I hate the carpet of mouse droppings in our basement ceiling - a drop ceiling, so push one tile back and aim a flashlight, and ewww. When the mouse droppings and chewed-up stuff are in my territory, it's no more Mr. Nice Guy. NO END IN SIGHT. Mice are a long, long way from being on an endangered species list. I want a pet snake (snakes eat mice!) but husband says no....
A snakes appetizer for dinner, a spritzer topped of with a tail. The husband is pissed and Stuart Little has come back from the dead. A squeak, a squeal, a cute little animal with curb appeal. Can I please just get a cage, a wheel, some wood chips and let him sleep in our cabinet, I promise I'll take care of him and only let him have 18 babies. I'll teach him to read so he can build up his resume, I'll teach him to talk so he can nail the interview. Please oh dearest can we adopt the, spark a creative creature movement, oh so little, oh so cute, oh so available to figure out this maze. The droppings have harden, the friendship non existent, didn't get my way 'oh no' here comes the rat..
Oh my! You have a second freewrite!
Who eats snakes for dinner? Eat bugs, not snakes! Entomophagy :)
You'll teach a snake to walk? LOL!
oops, that was talk, not walk - yes, I do know how to read!
I really like the idea of 'walk'