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RE: Wild West - Chapter 4 - Part 1 - 5 minute freewrite challenge
Hehehe! Leave it to James to find the talker!
Weekend Freewrite 3/31/18 - Single Prompt Option
Weekend Freewrite 3/31/18 - Part 1 - The First Sentence
jumps too high and breaks both legs
Right... about that...
GET WELL SOON!
Dear Sir With the Broken Legs,
You have our sympathies for your unfortunate mishap during your exuberant springing! May your recovery be fast and painless! (Also we highly recommend that you don't make any sudden movements around the the gorilla/squirrel hybrid who delivered this card. This is his second day on the job and he can be a bit... excitable.)
Sincerely,
The Prompt Deliverers
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Dead @brisby and your team,
thank you for the warning about your gorilla friend, though it would have been better had I not needed to open the letter first to learn about his... quick temper.
Instead, my tick caused him to go into a frenzy, and now not only are both my feet broken, but so is my left hand. Shattered from the elbow down, actually.
Thank you again for the kind wishes,
but please do not send any more messages.
Or at least not such messengers.
Take care,
@svashta