I know you've seen the prompt already but, a lady has a job to do! (And I'll do anything to keep from having to clean Whatisnew's litter or that bathroom!)

Today's prompt is brought to you by one of our resident Trolls, Bridgewaterer. He's traveling the town of Freewrite, doing community service as reparations for skimming profits at the Troll Scouts Bake Sale.