After fighting off a myriad of end of the world baddies and losing his companion, the man has earned some fried chicken! I'm glad that you chose to write something darker and out of the norm for this prompt. (Though, I'll be honest, my mind derailed at the end with your talk of "vaguely pornographic descriptions" of someone eating chicken! 😂)

Today's prompts are brought to you by a frisky pack of gremlins. Please be advised, they are drunk and stealing everyone's spoons.