Aww...great poem but...sniffle. The use of bored stiff on the ending was clever though!

Here's to hoping that today's prompt inspires something other than boredom.

Today your prompts are being delivered by a young, spindly legged Gerenuk who has recently moved to the town of Freewrite. (We handed him the bag, told him it was tradition that each new resident upheld, then went to luau!)