Earth and Saturn shooting the breeze

Earth: "That's nothing!! I have four oceans, seven continents and seven billion people that call my crust their home.

Saturn: "Mehhhh, I'm the second largest planet in the solar system, and none of your little humans has even figured out that I am the all-seeing three eyed raven of knowledge - they still think I'm some sort of gas giant. And would they ever quit with that Higgs feckin boson - that elusive little so and so will be the death of me, Why does he get so much damn attention. Focus your Hubble Telescope on me for goodness sake"

Earth: "Hubble! Ah come on now Ringsy, Hubble is so last year. It's all about JWST and TESS now..."

Saturn: "Ringsy!! Give it a rest you with the big Green and Blue head on you"

Earth: "Is that the best you have?"

Saturn: "Pack it in you, before you wake up Mercury. That's all we need, that little hothead giving both of us an earful about how hot it is and about how much he misses his atmosphere"

Sun: "Quiet now you two, time for sleep, it's getting late"

Earth: "Night night Saturn, night night Sun"

Saturn: "Good night guys"

Mercury: "Who said that??? Hello.... Christ on a bike, it's hot down here... Hello..."

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For those not familiar with the freewrite, you basically have 5 minutes to write a story, beginning to end. Then post it to your page.

Thanks to @mariannewest for this outlet, I've really enjoyed taking part so far.

This weeks prompt was the image by @loliboofae above and the post can be found here https://steemit.com/freewrite/@mariannewest/day-188-5-minute-freewrite-wednesday-prompt

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