Shitty car for sale.

Behold my 1994 Subaru Legacy AWD 5-speed manual transmission piece of shit station wagon.

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It is for sale. $800. Cash or equivalent value in Steem.

Note: This is a shitty car and I strongly advise against buying it.

Here are all the reasons you should just walk away right now:

• This car has 260,000 miles on it, and I gotta be honest, it probably won't be with us too much longer.
• This car's windshield is cracked on the driver's side, and when driving into the sun the prism effect can be quite blinding.
• This car's heater does not work when it gets really cold outside.
• This car makes a loud and somewhat troubling knocking sound for a few minutes after you start it. I took it to 5 different exorcists but none of them were able to help.
• This car's interior is worn, torn, slashed, stained, banged up, and clawed by the hounds of hell beyond all hope.
• This car has an aftermarket CD player installed but I can't use it because I think there's a CD permanently stuck in it.
• This car broke down and stranded me not once, not twice, but thrice last year.

Are you crazy enough to buy my shitty car? Leave a comment and we can figure it out from there. Or, check out my Craigslist post.

This car is parked in Lakewood, Colorado, so ideally you should be located in or near the Denver area.

I have a clean title in hand and also a Carfax report I can share with you.

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_{My shitty car's name is Growler, but if you make the bad decision to buy it, you are welcome to change his name.}

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Hello from the high Rockies of Colorado. My name is Brandt, pleased to meet you. I’m a marketing copywriter. I live in a little ghost town called Leadville. If you like mountains, snow, jokes, running, hiking, breathing, not working, etc., then you and I have a lot in common. Thanks for stopping by, and have a lovely day!