Darn, I've been de-barking my bananas this way for awhile. And it was all due to the fact I thought this is how monkeys do it. Now that I learn differently on this, I have to re-think a whole lot of my daily world. Thanks for that. And THANKS FOR THAT!! Just kidding of course. I'm glad to know it came from elsewhere.
Very funny, and well written, I greatly enjoyed it.
(When do I get my banana?)