"I AM VEGAN, BUT I DO EAT CHEESE ON MY PIZZA, WITH PEPPERONI!"
THEN YOU ARE NOT-VEGAN ANYMORE!!!
OR YOU ARE STUPID?
OR YOU ARE FOOLISH?
DO YOU KNOW WHAT PEPPERONI IS?
GOT PARASITES?
MAYBE YOU ARE LAZY?
OR ACIDIC?
ACIDIC CHEESE + ACIDIC WHEAT = DISEASE.
TOO ACIDIC & LAZY TO MAKE BETTER DECISIONS?
DO.
OR DO NOT.
THERE IS NO TRY.
@DarthVegan
Yoda is right again!
It's like saying you're a virgin except for that time you fucked Justin Bieber.
Hahaaa! fucking for virginity!
This is so funny and true. I knew a girl who was vegetarian, except with pizza!! WTH?!?! Vegan pizza is the best! No need to go back to "regular" pizza :)
Classic! Im working on a stand up comedy routine about "vegetarian?!... why would I wanna be VEGETARIAN.?! Im not into beastiality, cows nipples or birds periods."
You almost just made me choke on my almond milk laughing. ;) Bird periods--yuck. And I agree @pinellaslisa, there are so many foods like pizza that are so much better in vegan form!
Comedy test run results = " almost just made me choke on my almond milk laughing."
SUCCESS ;)
Definite success!!
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