I was bored in Londinium. I now live in New Mexico with a Texan for whom I forgave that sin when she agreed to undertake the care and maintenance of a feline mustelid "until death do us part."

I'd be amazed if you ever did have a proper English breakfast here. And I forgot to mention the huge mug of hot sweet tea.

Sadly around here Long John Silver's is about as good as it gets. I understand there are a few good chippies in the country, but only a few and not here.

Trust me, I'm a doctor.