WHOO HOOO!
PROUDLY SOUTH-AFRICAN!!!
you forgot a few things:
at step one you forgot to add... "then open beer one and drink followed by beer two"
at step two... "open and drink beers three & four (at least)"
at step three ... " HAVE MORE BEER"
At footnote: ...
"BEER MAY BE SUBSTITUTED WITH ANY DRINK AS LONG AS IT IS BEER, ALTERNATIVELY WITH ANY ALCAHOLIC BEVERAGE THAT CAN BE MIXED WITH COKE. AND UNDER NO SURCUMSTANCES WITH ANY PINK DRINK"
at stem two