I really don't know what's up with some people. Either they were all bullied as children and haven't dropped the need to overcompensate since, or just never learned to behave.

when all of a sudden there was a ruckus like a gay orgy suddenly erupted in the next room

Maybe one should then start to try to outmoan them to make them realize what it sounds like :D

You don't need the bench press to develop pecs :-P