Retarded Fisherman

Retarded Fisherman found a CD player that they would sometimes throw. It is considered to be a new idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Fisherman, who had decided that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a CD player was the thing that was chosen.

Retarded Fisherman found a can of coke to try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Fisherman, who feels it would be awe-inspring. Strangely, a can of coke being the thing selected.

Retarded Fisherman found a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes share. It might have been a surprising approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Fisherman, who feels that the idea was miraculous. A Harry Potter wand having that done to it

Retarded Fisherman often carried a pen that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a surprising idea, to you, but not to the Fisherman, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a pen would be the item that was opted for.

Retarded Fisherman desperately wanted a pint of cider that they sometimes break. This seems to be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Fisherman, who had come to the conclusion it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider being the item selected.

Retarded Fisherman owned a pint of cider that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly curious idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Fisherman, who feels that it was in fact, simply life. Strangely, a pint of cider was the thing that was selected.