Blimey! What a blerrie ending right t’ere! Had made me into a cacklin’ fool ‘ere. I must say: the first instance o’ th’ mud slingin’, nae the change o’ accents tipp’d me off. I was ready for some Rum-induc’d trip and I was correct that the background was goin’ to be ripp’d apart! Ha hargh! Yet th’ damn fools chas’d these damn dead fools to high waters makes me wonder what story that ought to have been. Comedic I say, everything fallin’ apart especially when it cane to th’ compliments o‘ th’ boots which would certainly trip up a serious pirate. Upvot’d and resteem’d.