Ode to Cave Johnson
Yellow, squeesy, oval, sour and tasty!
Oh what is its name?
Oh it’s lemon, lemon, lemon!
C’mon, listen o’er here now:
when life gives you lemons,
just make some combustional lemons!
Now you listen to me!
Don’t take life’s bull crap,
but try not to mind.
Withal, use them combustional lemons!
This post is made for the 50 word count contest. Click here to see it.
you are going for some interesting topics in your poems now lol
;^D
^ That could enter a contest for the most creative emoji!!
Obviously there is to use the combustional lemons haha 😅
Aint nothing like a combustional lemon my friend! :o)
OwO ~ Thanks for reading. Also... Don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad!
Hahahah. That's funny. I'm bout to post my story and ... You will see
Good poem. I'll come back and upvote you when i recover some of my VP
You’re so funny, @theironfelix! I went to look up combustional and I can’t even find the word. You must have made it up for this post!
UwU ~ Thanks for reading and thanks for the compliments. Albeit I do want to steal that credit, I have to give the credit to whom I made the ode for: Cave Johnson, founder of Aperture Science!
I like how he is so excited about Lemons, he said it three times in row.
Or, "she.".. It's hard to recognize gender on the internet these days.
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