cue deer-in-the-headlights expression on my face
I...I have no idea what I'm gonna do with this. This is epic! But...I'm completely stumped. This is gonna take a lot of brain power, and a lot more coffee, I think.
And that story was positively captivating. I almost forfeited dinner with my family to finish reading it. Maaaaan.
I so agree. Absolutely riveting!