KELVIN THE PLAYER-EPISODE 1:CRAZY AND BRAINY.

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It was on a Friday, back then in the university of ife, kelvin and his friends came back in the evening from class, even though they stabbed the last three classes they were supposed to have being finalists.

They all went to kelvin's place together since he's like thier boss friend. James who is a lover of game instigated that they play a game and they started playing chess, kelvin flogged them round like a teacher who teaches in the primary or elementary school. They got tired of this since it was only him winning the game and they instigated a discussion.

"Caleb you didn't see what I saw in class today?" Kelvin asked.
Caleb answered "man we saw many things in class, the lecturers, our fellow classmates except the man who came begging for money or what else happened because today's class was just like every other day's classes".
Kelvin laughed and said "man you have eyes but then you see nothing"
He tapped James and shouted jokingly "the butt!!! "
"Yeah the logic instructor's empirical moratus", Thompson quickly added with laughter.
Caleb who was really baffled said "now I see you guys are just as dumb as my ass, final year students behaving like freshers. Is this the first time you guys would be seeing that woman? You guys see her everyday for crying out loud".
"I tire o" Ebony hissed.
"You see this woman has been putting on all those local cletonia cletos, but today when I saw her in that Amoria moratos I was really blown away" kelvin said while sitting.

"Please guys can we leave this aside and talk about something else? , To be frank the logic instructor made mention of modus..... I don't know, what is that?" Ebony asked with an expression he wore that looks like that of a fairly used car's bonnet.

Kelvin laughed and explain. "Modus Tollendo ponens is a valid form of an argument in which the antecedent of a conditional proposition is negated, thereby entailing the affirmation of the consequent. It has the form:
1.If non-P then Q
2.non-P
3.Therefore Q.
You see that? He asked.

Thompson was really baffled and said "man you are weird, I thought we were both looking at the woman's butt, but then you still get everything the woman taught".
Kelvin said with a smile on his face, pointing to his head "you gotta be wise man, balance both".
Everyone in the room repeated it and all shouted "hmm, balance both! ".

The discussion continues till 11:49pm when they all dressed up and decided to club that night.
They went to de treasure club house, sat together at a table, drinking and smoking. Suddenly the door to the main club opened and kelvin and his friends looked back and saw five pretty ladies walking into the club house. They all gave almost the same expression on their faces, and were like wow.
Kelvin romantically and frankly said "guys let go catch fishes"
They all went and instigated conversations with the ladies differently and privately.
After getting high as hell they went home.

Very early the next day kelvin heard a knock on his door, he sluggishly moved out of his bed, due to the hangover, he was seeing with half of his second eye, He opened the door and Linda who was knocking the door pushed him out of the way with an ironically painted face she wore, she went into the room to find a girl lying on kelvin's bed halfly covered with clothes, she got very angry.
"Kelvin who is this little bitch?" Linda asked.
Kelvin who was still battling with hangover was just smiling and rubbing his head with his hands trying to recollect who the person lying down is.
The lady lying on the bed quickly replied "you bitch calling a bitch bitch, get out this room you this bloody and wretched fellow".
Linda without saying a word looked round the room and she found a bottle of Andre beside kelvin's refrigerator and smashed it on her head.
On getting to hear the sound of this, kelvin's ears, eyes, and mind miraculously opened,
She immediately ran out of the house and kelvin shouted and exclaimed Ah! Linda! You've killed her.
What next? Who is this girl who could've done that?
What is the level of intimacy between kelvin and Linda?
We'll get to know soon.

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