I understand. I do think that you are superior to many other onlookers. So be proud!

As far as my typos are concerned I'd like to tell you a Russian joke. But first prehistory.

During the Russian Civil War 1918-1922, the was one Red Army commander by the name of Vasili Chapaev. He was from peasants and didn't graduate any school, but turned out to be a gifted army commander (Possibly, as now some people doubt it). What was for sure was the fact that after his death (he drowned in the river Ural) he ideally fit with the ideological model of bolsheviks. According to the legend, he swam the Ural river swinging with one hand, but the bullet caught him in the middle and he sunk.

As a result, he became a target of multiple jokes. Now for a joke...

Chapaev swims through Ural river, holding a suitcase in one hand. One of his soldiers tell him

"Vasili Ivanovich, drop that suitcase. It is so uncomfortable to swim. You might drown"

"My dear fellow", Chapaev responded, "Forte the suitcase. I wish someone will untie the grand piano from my leg!"

Chapaev