A Touching Story..
"DO NOT TOUCH!"
Bold, red, and authoritative - that warning sign did nothing to stop Curious-Man. He just does not give a fuck. He's curious, like a monkey. So that Curious-Man simply had to touch That Thing. Gently.. like a gent. But nothing happened. That Thing continued snoring. It sounded like a human-pig hybrid, slobbering away like there's no tomorrow.
SMACK!!!
That got the job done, alright. Curious-Man is curious, but it doesn't mean he's all that smart! Nobody fucks with That Thing. Awoken from its ancient slumber, it's crumpled form soon turned into a slender, towering figure. That Thing had the head of an evil troll with bright-red eyes. Looking angry as fuck, it said -
"You! You touched me?"
Curious-Man is curious, but it doesn't mean he's all that Manly! Petrified like a stone, he peed in his pants like a little Man. He started sweating profusely. That Thing just got angrier. Looking pissed as fuck, it raised its mighty hands and shouted -
"You!!!!!! Youuu touched me??!!!?!!"
Curious-Man felt intense fear surged through his body. That's it. Curiosity kills, and nobody fucks with That Thing! He closed his eyes, crossed his fingers, and prayed for swift death.
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"I... I touch you back."
This Man enjoyed hearing the story about That Thing. Good work!
Thanks. This is a complete rewrite of a vaguely-remembered childhood joke. This Man certainly inspired part of the writing now that I think of it!
Best marketing to get people to do something. Tell them not to do it!!! :P
I've never been flagged before.. not to my knowledge. Please don't flag me.. lol.
Hehe... I am anti-flag. So someone telling me to flag you is like telling a Christian to give Satan a blow job. Unless you are spamming, plagiarizing, or being ABUSIVE (subjective) there is zero chance I'd flag you.
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