No One Can Beat The Penguin

Many have tried but the Penguin keeps coming back. I am an evil genius and no matter what I will take over the world and destroy batman. You don't know what I'm thinking. The only way to beat me is to become like me. Only when you start to think like I think you'll start to think you know how I formulate my master plans. You think you know how I think but you don't know what I think so you need to learn to think like I think.

But of course that will be part of my master plan. You'll give up your identity to think how I think and then you'll get a taste of power. Power corrupts. You'll think how I think and then you'll want to take over the world as well. You'll realize my way of doing things is the best. Then, you will begin to worship my genius. You'll become so much like me you'll want to join me. I will then use you as a pawn to take over the world. Once I have what I need I'll dispose of you because I don't need competition.

Yes....become like me. I dare you.