The Last Deed on the Iron Steed

in #fiction6 years ago



#7: Valkyries

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“So what’s the plan?” asked Dale.

“Our job is to find lost souls and bring them………..” began the Rabbi...when there was a loud roaring sound from outside.

The sound stopped and four drop dead gorgeous, scantily clad young women, slithered into the cafe and undulated across the floor. They homed on the dead boys like a sidewinder missile toward an exhaust pipe.

“Sorrow fathers” intoned the voluptuous blonde with the thigh high boots and the leather bikini….”these young men are coming with us.”

With surprising little resistance the four young men were escorted outside to view futuristic motorcycles.

There they sat. Each had a 93 cubic inch liquid cooled, one hundred horse power, horizontally-opposed flat six engine. Each cylinder had an individual 28 silly meter carburetor. They had shaft drives and five speed transmissions and enough chrome to make your eye’s bleed at a hundred yards.

AND

They were all made in the U.S. of A. at the Honda motorcycle plant in Marysville, Ohio. Even Odin recognized the value of American Iron.

Honda Valkyries.

The warm, soft, luscious, voluptuous, athletic, endearing, enticing, hypnotic, flesh and blood Valkyries each escorted a dead boy to a rubber and steel valkyrie. They all mounted. One boy and one ‘chooser of the slain’ per bike.

They waved to the preachers as they rode off to Valhalla.

“Damn”...said the Rabbi.

”NICE BIKES”.

...........The End.............
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lol, riding Honda Valkyries into the afterlife, priceless. Thanks for helping me with my charity effort yesterday.

It seems that there was a plan prepared by the "Fathers" for the four dead young men, but the Valkyries or Odina's maidens have another ... The Valhalla that exactly will represent the four young people? ... It seems that it is not going to be a rest area ...Yes, I think every bike is going to be a valhalla.

Thank you so much to shareing a good article.I appreacted this.

nice bike and biker ;)

riding Honda Valkyries into the afterlife, priceless. Thanks for helping me with my charity effort yesterday.

It seems that there was a plan prepared by the "Fathers" for the four dead young men, but the Valkyries or Odina's maidens have another ... The Valhalla that exactly will represent the four young people? ... It seems that it is not going to be a rest area ...Yes, I think every bike is going to be a valhalla.

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