Maybe the snake survived, maybe not, snakes are snakes whether in the grass or on line. T Shirts? What about ball caps? Beard ties? Earrings for the ladies, and the lady men? Remember if you are opening a store, you have to have something for everyone.
it was a figure of speech.
but...
once I get to be a famous bestselling author
with millions of adoring fans.
who have money burning holes in their pockets.
that MIGHT be a good idea.
Maybe sell it to The Water World guy, Kevin Costner. Then you could market little Dragons, and people like weebles only on a wheel.