At it Again, THE BREAKFAST KING, Enthrall your Guests: #Food Fight Friday
After most of the family visited the week before, my son, daughter in-law and their 3 rugrats are here now to spend a week with us.
Years ago I earned the name, THE BREAKFAST KING.
Flipping an egg without a spatula was my calling, and hence, I have been making breakfast for the masses whenever we have company.
I know what you are probably saying, enough with the blueberries, bigsweed, we get it.
But, this time around it was not the wonderful breakfast with the blueberry pancakes covered in homemade Maple syrup, that would stir up the hungry crowd.
It was not the pancake batter that was whipped to such a fine texture.
It was not the organic eggs, looking ready for Easter.
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At this point you are probably wondering, what was it that had the crowd mesmerized as they sat down to enjoy another culinary masterpiece.
Take a closer look and you will see @dandays SILVERWARE PLACEMENT suggestions put into action.
https://steemit.com/fff/@dandays/silverware-six-ways-the-beginning-of-something-huge-fff-56
This revolutionary idea has swept through my sleepy little town.
Wanting to introduce this radical idea to my breakfast guests, and with no clear favorite yet established, I used all four concepts.
In this photo you can see THE ONE UPPER, positioned in the left hand corner of the photo. The HORIZONTAL SPOONING silverware placement can bee seen in the right hand corner.
In the right hand corner of this photo you can see TOGETHER WE STAND. I still need to perfect this ingenious placement of fork, knife, and spoon, as the TOGETHER WE STAND just would not stand. For now we will just call this, TOGETHER WE LAY, until I can perfect its construction.
This arrangement is known as the TRIPLE LIPPER
From this photo, you can see why placing your silverware in this pattern has been tagged, TRADITIONAL and BORED
Well folks, if you want to impress those you are entertaining with a good meal, mix it up with your Silverware Placement, and you too can mystify your guests with these gravity defying SILVERWARE ARRANGEMENTS.
Thanks to our friend @dandays we now have options. Don't be the last one on your block to step up your game.
One last arrangement that is my personal favorite, and cannot be found in any other literature is, FORK IT.
If you consume food like me, there is no need for any other utensil other than a fork, no cutting the meal into smaller pieces, no wasted energy moving a teaspoon full of food to the mouth, just FORK IT and shovel it in.
Have a great weekend my #fff friends, and don't forget to thank #dandays for making SILVERWARE PLACEMENT a little more exciting.
Your Food Fight Friday Contender has been entered into Round 57
May your contender make it out alive and not be placed in a permanent food coma!
Good Luck
and
Have a
!BEER
thanks for entering my #fff contender, and a big thanks for the Beer @foodfightfriday
Every household needs their own 'Breakfast King,' but we only have a 'Breakfast Queen' at our house @thebigsweed 😪 How much do you charge for one of your 'culinary masterpiece' sessions......featuring blueberry pancakes accompanied by a variety of 'silverware placement' arrangements?
I'm sure those tantalizing pancakes would not taste quite the same without THE ONE UPPER, the HORIZONTAL SPOONING, the TOGETHER WE STAND and the TOGETHER WE LAY placements of cutlery. .........I'M HUNGRY!!!!! 😜
Very funny @trudeehnter. Thanks for stopping by.
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Woah! What! You just kinda blew my mind with that.
Fork it!
Thanks for stoping by @homesteaderscoop, glad you liked the post.
Man I heard about the placement craze shaping up in New York, thanks for the update! You managed to dish up blueberry pancakes with home grown blueberries, flip eggs without a spatula, even nailed the horizontal spooning, did you see that placement?! Nailed it. All of that and still managed to serve up a side of irony.
That’s what it’s called when your one-upper one-ups my one-upper, I should’ve maybe thought that one through a little bit and considered naming it something like ‘irony every timery’ or ‘one up once.’ Ivory every timery?! That’s funny.
Lol! This is one of those ones where I’m hesitant to click the post button because If im the only one who thinks it’s funny, everything i just said would be a none-upper!!
Oh crap! I did it again.
#revolutionary <- That’s the funniest thing I’ve seen all day.
Great entry chef! You and @farm-mom are the life of the party.
Ivory every timery, that is very funny.
They looks great.. hope you enjoyed :)
Thanks for stopping by. glad you enjoyed @zpzn.
😊 👍
You most certainly have earned the title "Breakfast King" these past few weeks. Way to go partner.
those pancakes look good, but I have to admit till now I have gone with the traditional boring layout of the silverware, but now you have inpsired me to do something different next time we have a family dinner
Good luck setting up the silverware, it took longer to setup than it did to cook the breakfast.😊
LOl II bet it is a challenge but I do like taking on challenges lOL