~FFF~ White Claw Hard Seltzer ~FFF~ taste test and review
What is happening my Food Fight Friday Family!! I hope all of you have had an amazing week and are properly prepped for another punishing Food Fight Friday!! I tell you what, @thebigsweed sure put the hurtin’ on the competition in Round 18 good grief what an amazing journey he took us on from the field to the plate and finally....the belly!!! Which of course is the most important part :wink:wink
Ok we are in Round 19 of this Food Flingin’ Frenzy and I had better get my liquid contender introduced. This is unlike my past contenders in many ways. Instead of a food coma, overdoing this beverage could have some severe adverse effects :cough hang :cough over :cough or just flat out loss of consciousness and total loss of brain function. Plus you might say some things while consuming this contender that will get you into trouble the next day, or possible jail. But let’s not get all negative about it and see what this so-called tasty beverage is all about.
White Claw Hard Seltzer
Alright, first off I’m not one for these so called “fruity” drinks. I’m a Man and I like an ice cold beer after a long day at work from time to time. Not a fricking spiked seltzer water!! Who comes up with this stuff? I am not sure who but whoever made this White Claw brand Hard Seltzer... I give them a good ol’ fashioned...
This is a tasty little beverage in a slender can, just the perfect size for the petite women ha....nds...ummmmm ya.....But don’t let the slender can think you getting ripped off. No way, your still getting that 12 ounces you paid for. That way you can still get in your proper workout.
I wasn’t sure what to expect as I thoroughly examined the outside of this can. Is it going to have that hard bite from having too much alcohol? Is the flavor going to be just...blah or overwhelming? Is it going to be super sweet like most of these style of drinks I have had in the past?
Just by reading the top label, this beverage could satisfy most of those diets out there!! Except for those pregnancy diets...well...um... ya....so...anyway....this tasty little beverage doesn’t seem to have a whole lot of “junk” in it.
Look at that, very minimal ingredients which to me is a pleasant surprise. Well it shouldn’t surprise me too much being that Mama-Splatts picked these up. She does her best to keep things clean around this place. Thanks Mama-Splatts we all love you!!! Wait did I just give a shoutout to my wife who isn’t even on Steemit???.....Yep sure did!!
Whoa!! Check this out!!
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To my pleasant surprise, White Claw NAILED IT
- Not too seltzerly and bland
- Goes down real smooth
- Very mild on the sweetness
- Not a strong alcohol bite in the after taste
- Just the perfect amount of Black Cherry Flavor
- I don’t drink seltzer water...EVER and really enjoyed this
- very smooth and just the perfect amount of fizz for a good chug and throat burn... I mean it won’t make your eyes water when you take a drink
I was pleasantly surprised and continued to drink my way to the bottom of this can. I can really see how this contender could eventually get the best of you
I guess it is one of those drink at your own risk type of deals, because I can see how these delicious little beverages could get one into some serious trouble if you know what I mean.
For a little refreshment on a sunny summer day, kicking back by the river or lake or if your that cool, a pool, this White Claw Hard Selzter is definately refreshing. So Men, don’t let your Manliness get in the way of enjoying a tasty little beverage such as this one. Just set your pride aside and lay a couple of these on the counter at the register for you and your significant other.
Check you out with all of your own custom gifs. What did you mean by pregnancy diets? I can’t wait to find out!
I think the shout out was my favorite part. Shout out to someone who’s not here and then questioned yourself about it to which you then then confirmed, again, you yourself. Again! Haha!!
Happy Friday @jlsplatts.
You know when your pregnant you don’t drink alcohol well that is what the warning says anyway. I found a decent app that keeps them pretty smooth. Gif Maker is the app and the adds are fricking annoying!!!
Just second guessing and triple checkin’ what I think I am thinking that I think I am doin.
I'm a restaurant manager and we can't keep it in stock. I don't personally really like them, but everyone else apparently does.
I imagine most people like them due to the fact they are “gluten free”. LOL
Granted I’m not goin go buy these and drink them all the time but I will just say I was pleasantly surprised that it didn’t take like I shoved a whole bag of skittles in my mouth. Too sweet and too much flavor are big downfalls in my opinion.
There’s another one that’s pretty good too. Dandays and I drank it for Super Bowl one year- a hard orange soda. I know, it sounds like a sissy drink but it was really good. So good, in fact that puravidaville got a little tipsy. Shhhh
I wonder what “natural flavorings” are? They always find a way to sneak crap in our food. Nice seeing you in the ring @jlsplatts! Happy food fighting :)
Edit: I’m waiting until the 15 min (@dandays) to upvote.
P.s. nice title belt
I often wonder the same thing about the “Natural Flavorings” But either way those “Natural Flavorings” sure taste good. Lol
P.s My belt is pretty nice isn’t it :wink:wink
It has a honey glaze which really brings out the shine 😜😜
Whatever show off! I’m so mad at you guys right now. Expect an especially messy food fight from me next week to show my frustration.
Don’t get your panties in a knot, I’m making you a limited edition belt that should be popping up out of the toaster shortly. You won’t be disappointed I promise.
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Haha… you’re the best. At first you are the worst, then you totally redeem yourself to be the best. Thanks Splatts!
Food Fight Friday
May your contender survive and not be placed in a permanent food coma.
What better way to dethrone the champ.😜😜😜.
My daughter visited us recently and my wife and her had a couple of these. Not my cup of tea, but i did give it a swig.
Not too bad, usually a little too sweet, this one not as much.
Being a lover of beer, and wine, and an occasional Bourbon on the rocks, and Absolute and Tonic with a fresh wedge of lime, a Bloody Mary with a stalk of celery and wedge of lemon, a flask of Blueberry brandy when outside on a cold day, a shot of a liqueur either Frangelico, Kahula,
Amaretto, Grand Marnier in a coffee, peppermint schnopps after dinner to aid digestion,
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I really love my beer though.
Have been growing my own hops for around 10 years now, and brew a pretty good beer.
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for your entry. Glad to have made your acquaintance!
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