TOWER OF MORDOR WITH WORKING LAVA MOAT FOR FOODFIGHTFRIDAY
Wazzup foodfightfriday friends, I present to you my foodfightfriday meal, it is vegan, and a great meal that towers over the rest. It is known by many names, in the UK it is called chips, in South Africa it is hot chips, aboard it is French fries, do you know what French call French fries? Fries. No I am joking, it is a la fries. It is not that that hard to make believe it or not, you just have to be ruthless and have no empathy because you will have to skin the spuds alive, if you can't bring yourself to this, they sell them in the shops, already in bags so you don't have to see the brutality of it all, the barbaric skinning of the defenceless potatoes. Brace yourself for the horror of the potato peeling, sensitive viewers should look away now.
It does not end there, if skinning alive isn't bad enough, after that there is mutilation, chopping up of the body.
Some people don't stop there they like to drown them in oil while cooking, I just bang them in the oven, kind of like a cremation.
That red sauce goes by a few names as well, tomato sauce, ketchup, Tommy sauce, sauce, condiment and many more.
Thanks for checking out my silly foodfightfriday post, I hope I didn't put you off your food.
@tattoodjay helped with the all seeing eye of Sauron
Just YUMMY!!!!
Your Food Fight Friday Contender has been entered into Round 41
May your contender make it out alive and not be placed in a permanent food coma!
Good Luck
You had me at mordor 🤣
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Just a little Friday fun 😁
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Dude pass me a plate of these stacked potato fries anytime. Great food fight post @gguy773!
Thanks, I should have titled it leaning tower of pizza instead, it is a bit of centre
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I love the way you have presented this look so stylish :)
Thanks, just missing Sauron's eye on top, lol 😂
LOL you could have edited that in :)
I'm not technologically advanced for that, it would be awesome to make a post with a star wars pun today, may the 4th be with you dude.
May the 4th be with you, I could add the eye if you want it :) infact I did but I will only share if you want it either here or by email or Discord
Awesome! Here is fine
Just a quick edit :)
Ha ha, thanks that's excellent!
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Yours was actually the first one I saw in the feed yesterday, I was “no way, that dude made jenga out of food!” Pleasure to see you again, chef. Have a great weekend.
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I suck at jenga, the whole thing fell down after removing 1 chip
Yeah... better stick to cooking, chef!
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that was hysterical
I am a slayer of veggies 😬, my slayer face.