"That’s all I can do other than completely kick the habit and I’m workin on it dude." That's already more than what most people do I was not trying to fat shame you :) One day you will see, you'll be saying " I can't believe I was drinking a bottle a day"

"But as for the dentist" That's hilarious hahahaa. Though I would never judge anyone's teeth knowing that mine are in disarray.

Have a great week !

Edit: let me know when you comedy is out !!