Man. I was gonna come right down here and throw my #satire humor all over the place and then I got to the end. Now I don’t know wtf I was gonna say. That’s gotta be the coolest shout-out I’ve ever received on this platform—I’m really flattered you did that, @thebigsweed. Dude.. I don’t even know what to say.

I’ve actually been shopping around lately for somewhere else to share my content and highly disappointed with some of the things I’m seeing on this platform. You managed to change so many thoughts with one about-out, I’m really at a loss for thumbs and, I think you and I both know that’s a heck of an accomplishment you pulled off. I mean, just look at this response, all I’m trying to do is say “thank you” in a way that you’ll understand how truly thankful I am for the kindest compliment ever and here I am running my thumbs, two paragraphs later, and I finally said “thank you!” Danget!! I didn’t even say anything about congratulations on #7!! <—that. Since we’re talking about Jordyn, is she 21 inches tall..... or 21 inches long? 🤔

And I wasn’t going to say anything about all of those things in the beginning you mentioned about making you high and somehow left out the ingredient you stuffed in those cookies last week. <—I was totally going to say something, this whole paragraph turned out to be one big, fat, (not 7lbs, 13 oz—that’s healthy!) lie! A big fat lie, I was gonna say all of it.

Thank you, @thebigsweed, I came here to say thank you to you for always throwing down with us and now you got me acting like I’m frikkin human on this thing and showing my skin isn’t actually as thick as I portray it to be. So thanks for nothin! That’s what I meant. <—I’m lying again (it’s that thick skin thing again I’m trying to magnify).

Am I still typing? Hmm.. 🤔 I wonder when this response is going to be over? @jlsplatts didn’t send me no jl hats, the jl prick! You, too, @splatz, @splatts, whatever the heck handle you’re reading this with, where’s my jl hatts you jl bastage?! And where’s my syrup, @thebigsweed!! Me.me.me. That’s not “meme,” it’s “Me,” three of them, “me.me.me.”

Thanks for the shout out man, and thanks a lot for throwing down with us every week, this place wouldn’t be the same without you.

Almost! I almost signed off. But I’m still here typing. So, I might as well make it count. God bless the farm, Bob, you and @farm-mom really know how to lead by example. Your family is lucky to have you sir. Ok, I’m done now.

Just kidding! Nah, really, I could do this forever.