You said slightly late when you were actually a whole day late—that one’s gonna cost you my vote, pal!

Congratulations on the reward here dude, I don’t think you would’ve acquired it had it not been for the sausage fest part. “Kitten fests” or “kitty fests” aren’t typically a crowd favorite.

You’ve initiated a really cool thing here @jlsplatts, it’s always something to look forward to on Fridays and gives everyone an extra reason to enjoy some cooking time which typically involves friends and family. Pura and I have, on several occasions, been like “ooh! It’s Friday and I don’t have a contender... better find a restaurant—stat!” Thank you for that, really. 👍🏿

Question. I feel like a big dumb dork sometimes when I’m hovering the restaurant table snapping pictures of my future contender—what do the brothers say about you? And have you nudged them toward Steemit?

#satire <— Because I’ve been steadily gaining enemies for just being myself around (go ahead any verify my downvote record anyone who questions that sentence) here and, as lame as this is going to read, I almost feel inclined to let all of the soft skinned, panty wearing, internet boo hoo’ing, F’ing cry baby sissy’s know I shouldn’t have to tag #satire under every.single.thing I say—buncha “kitty’s.”