I made Tessie go "half way to sexy." Now I will work on Oprah. :O
OK. Here's the blog to my Tessie diet. I "promised" I could make her lose 80 lbs in 30 days or less. That pretty much happened yesterday.
Now I will work on Oprah Winfrey. She owns shares in Weight Watchers...which is basically fat chicks gone skinny gone fat...again. Here's the proof.
Oprah is likely cashing out of her Weight Watcher shares and loading up on bon bons right now. And why not, if I was Oprah I would just retire and watch Oprah reruns all day. Weight Watchers stock is now fatter than any one of their clients. I'll call this my Oprah diet. Never follow a rock star or a television super star, peeps. I bet Oprah blow'd up like a balloon again. Anyone have a recent photo? I didn think so. Target for WTW is probly "zero." :-) I'll post my short entry soon. Doing my best to make America's greatest companies "sexy" again.
8/2/17 update: Oprah making "substantial" progress now after fighting me initially. Oprah luuuuvs that Weight watcher's cheesecake. :O
http://bigcharts.marketwatch.com/advchart/frames/frames.asp?show=&insttype=&symb=wtw&x=52&y=5&time=18&startdate=1%2F4%2F1999&enddate=2%2F18%2F2017&freq=7&compidx=aaaaa%3A0&comptemptext=&comp=none&ma=0&maval=9&uf=0&lf=1024&lf2=2&lf3=8&type=2&style=320&size=4&timeFrameToggle=false&compareToToggle=false&indicatorsToggle=false&chartStyleToggle=false&state=11
Wow heres one u got right. Good work.
Go down the list, dummass. Find one I didn get right. :-) I don't sit there with my finger up my ass like you do.
Um u short gtbc 375...current price 450. Spy 240 puts, uso puts, slv puts. Yikeski. Oops did i forget DUST? REKT!
Actually, I added to the GBTC short at 430.00 today after pushing my "banked" gain up to over 16% on my "mythical" $1000 trading account. I figger I'll be over 20% in a cupla weeks....being "conservative" of course. :-)
8/7/17 update: That's it...that's it! I'm taking away Oprah's bon bons here at 42.20.
http://bigcharts.marketwatch.com/advchart/frames/frames.asp?show=&insttype=Stock&symb=wtw&x=47&y=9&time=18&startdate=1%2F4%2F1999&enddate=2%2F18%2F2017&freq=7&compidx=aaaaa%3A0&comptemptext=&comp=none&ma=0&maval=9&uf=0&lf=1024&lf2=2&lf3=8&type=2&style=320&size=4&timeFrameToggle=false&compareToToggle=false&indicatorsToggle=false&chartStyleToggle=false&state=11
More WRECKAGE joe...what The Fark is happening to you? Blowing up!!!! So much for showing the folks on steam your genius.
1 train wreck after another. O'fishal ass kicking. Tsla and wtw. Slv and uup. Hey remember u shorting NVDA 106 here it is 176. Getting it wrong for years. Nice work Joe?
9/6/17 10:03 update: Exiting my WTW 9/15 expiry $46 put with a 60% gain (minus commish). Oprah actually needs to move to a new 52 week high of fatness altho I don't see it happnin any time soon. Once again, @cantfightthefed opened his trap and removed his foot out of his ass...and placed it squarely in his mouth. Thanks cantfightthefed...you suck! :-)
OK, since most everything I am watching in teh marekts has made new "wait and see" signals or is still quite a distance from targets I will just set a limit to put Oprah on her diet at WTW $35...spot dead on. This could prove to be a mistake. But methinks a high above todays current 34.98 high will be "close enuff" to get teh ball rolling on bringing Oprah back to reality. Sell every share, Oprah. :-) Btw, I tried this diet and ate a week's worth of food in the first day on teh diet. So no...it didn't work for me...so maybe that's why I'm so pissed off at Weight watchers. Their fukkin cheez cake is to die for! :O
Just as I thought, Oprah can't get through a day without eating 1 week worth of Weight watcher's food either. It ainn easy...is it, Oprah? I'll fixit!
Lyin beitch. We know you are sitting at home watching Oprah reruns and stuffing you face with bon bons, Oprah. Weight Watchers doesn't offer bon bons.
Upvoted!
This was the funniest thing I read all day lol. Keep up the great work and funny posts, it's a nice break from everything else I see in my feed haha. I just upvoted you and followed you.
I noticed that you recently unfollowed me...
Im always looking to improve my blog and love constructive criticism so if there is any specific reason as to why I lost you as a follower I would love to know. Have a blessed day, ride the WaVeS, and HODL!
Thanks. I should be placing the clamps on Oprah on the move thru $35 so stay tuned for that. The reason I unfollowed you was because there are plenty of crypto "hopefuls" here at steemit. I was thinking you might be someone who understands how markets actually work...but it turned out you are simply a "cheerleader" like most of the other crypto faithful. I can see the same thing you offer by clicking on any of the dozens of new spews that show up each day. If you want to actually know where the price of bitcoin goes simply continue to follow along with me. I will update the scenario as it progresses at my GBTC "bitcoin tracker" blog. The U.S. exchange traded bitcoin tracker GBTC has been leading the price of bitcoin...and it will continue to lead. Best wishes and prayers for your mom btw. Good luck.
Wow... chearleader lol?
I've been in this for a while bud. nobody needs to check SteemIt to get bitcoin price updates , they have computers and smartphones for that lol.
I'm simply here giving my opinions, I'm not your financial advisor (which it seems like you need one/are looking for one). Although my degrees are in psychology with a minor in business, and on the side along the whole way, earned a degree as well in software engineering. I've been in the crypto-sphere since 2013... to each their own opinion bud, have a nice time on here😉best of luck to you.
Thanks again. I have no degree in psychology but my market commentary is based solely on the psychology of what the masses in general are thinking at any given time. I am still holding a full short position in GBTC based solely on the psychology of the market. We'll see how I do. Longer term all of your buy prices will be breached to the downside and this wave of selling now will "likely" be teh first time you experienced fear. We'll see if that shows up in the spews here. If it does I'm sure the "deadcat bounce" will be close at hand.
Experience fear???
This is invest and forget for now money buddy lol
This rollercoaster is no where near over and anyone that sold during this blood bath should stay out of crypto. I haven't sold any of my holdings/investments.
I exchanged some ether for more litecoin, and then re purchased more ether below 180... Buy low, Hold... that's what I do... so you must have me confused for someone else lol.
Imo litecoin will be one of the hardest hit. And that there wil be plenty of long term investors out of "necessity"...just hoping to get even on their trades. Go to Utube and visit the blog of Peter Schiff. he's the Dollar Vigilante of gold. The guy who was saying >>> "it's not too late to make you initial buy in bitcoin here at $2500." Dollar Virgil gonna get rocked longer term. So will you "regretfully." But as I already said...I will be there to pick you up from amongst teh smoking ruins for each deadcat bounce on teh way to zero.
... miners are already in agreement and Segwit2x will happen. Nothing is going to happen in terms of a bitcoin split, litecoin will crash, and bitcoin will go up. Until august 1st... litecoin will be steady. Just because I prefer to use litecoin as a payment method doesn't mean I have heavily invested into it lol.
I transfer money or other crypto I had into litecoin for fast payment purposes.
I have maybe 30 LTC at the moment so... ya, you seem to just make a LOT of assumptions.
I make "zero" assumptions as I only listen to what the markets themselves tell me. There is nobody that I have found yet at this particular venue that is worth listening to as far as the cryptocurrencies go. Not that I have found anyway. In fact....99.9999% of the people here who post about them speak in "generalities." I'm confident I am the ONLY person at this site that not only tells you exactly what will happen next...but I most definitely am the only one who provides both upside and downside targets. You can read any of my spews to verify.
OK, "almost" time to start Oprah on the path to svelte as the intial leg of a short term sell signal is about to be triggerd. It's best to wait for the actual sell signal. But I'll get the party started here at WTW 35.10.
http://bigcharts.marketwatch.com/advchart/frames/frames.asp?show=&insttype=Stock&symb=wtw&x=52&y=15&time=18&startdate=1%2F4%2F1999&enddate=2%2F18%2F2017&freq=7&compidx=aaaaa%3A0&comptemptext=&comp=none&ma=0&maval=9&uf=0&lf=1024&lf2=2&lf3=8&type=2&style=320&size=4&timeFrameToggle=false&compareToToggle=false&indicatorsToggle=false&chartStyleToggle=false&state=11
Hey shit head I'll help you with both your BBW problem...dumbfark!
I'll take a short in tessie here 369
still hate my SVXY short at 92.50? LMFAO Joe you suck at this
8/10/17 update: Volume in the put contracts has now stepped up enuff for me to step up via a single 9/15 expiry $46 put at 2.00. $46 will happen quicly and there will be no stopping the selling from there. Oprah the fat beitch won't get off the couch. Time to tie her up and feed her carrots. Worked wonders for Tessie. :-)
http://bigcharts.marketwatch.com/advchart/frames/frames.asp?show=&insttype=Stock&symb=wtw&x=55&y=12&time=18&startdate=1%2F4%2F1999&enddate=2%2F18%2F2017&freq=7&compidx=aaaaa%3A0&comptemptext=&comp=none&ma=0&maval=9&uf=0&lf=1024&lf2=2&lf3=8&type=2&style=320&size=4&timeFrameToggle=false&compareToToggle=false&indicatorsToggle=false&chartStyleToggle=false&state=11