Holding It In

in #fart9 years ago (edited)

When you've been holding your fart in all day and finally get some time alone

gif from giphy

Sort:  

Yes! Very healthy for body and mind.



Steemians: You know This Creative Bunch Farts A Lot

ahh all this time I thought farts went to a better place when you hold them in

great scientific discovery like this is sometimes counter-intuitive, I too was initially surprised at this finding, now I feel liberated to just crack it out and then come up with a witty excuse after

It's like blowing a kiss to yourself when no one is looking.....

leaves you a warm feeling all over :)

very, especially if you let out a wet fart
well, warm for a while...

Why wait to be alone...

NSFW I think these are slowly getting better NSFW

Depends on how you define better I guess.

that should give you a speed burst when you're swimming

haha, torpedo mode

One of the greatest feelings in the world

agreed, it's like winning the lottery really

or like when Steem breaks past $2.00 and stays above

Best way to release some Steam

yeah
although I try to not waste it and save it for the wife in bed and get that dutch oven going

The Dutch sure know how to turn up the heat in the bedroom

Have to be careful not to release too much steem...

Gotta leave some left over to tip your waitress

I guess you waitresses never complain of the tip being too small because she doesn't dare to collect it

No, The ball gag usually stops her from complaining, while serving me.

NSFW Warning!! Not for the tame

Powered up steem Lol

Haha powered up Steem that you now are powering down

I felt the relief through my computer screen

me too, do you see the fog on the touchscreen too?

Yes i get the feeling.. love the series. Is that dan from steemit

Why yes, could it be, oh wait......

hell no! His sideburns looks way more sophisticated on his egg shaped head than that...comeon!

@traf - I can almost hear him say AAAaaaahhhhhhh and go Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. LOL. Upvoted

Regards,

@vm2904

sounds effects that's what we need in Steem 2.0

Honestly i felt happy and relieved when i get some time alone after holding my fart in all day. Most a times i just have to close my eye and feel how the fart find its way out of my ash. hahaha

wow you fart ash-sy huh, that's like @steemnsfw above

Hey Traf....I think you'll like this.....guess which website just broke a new Alexa record?

Check this Out

Coin Marketplace

STEEM 0.04
TRX 0.33
JST 0.081
BTC 60803.79
ETH 1617.36
USDT 1.00
SBD 0.42