Manufacturer: SwingLine Inc.
From: Long Island City, New York.
Model: Speed Stapler 3
Aspirations: Wants to be in black and white movies. Likes GIFs too though.
This googly fella comes from a friend's library. It was probably used to secure many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, immigration services documents. I guess you could say it's helped to serve many people.
If I were a stapler, I would want to be this one. Seems durable, mechanical, yet non-electric. It still works quite well. I think it is missing a rubber piece missing, but those fast and furious days of getting fist slammed, and palm slapped are probably behind it now. No need get weighed down by gear.
I think it likes Jackie Chan movies. Don't we all?
It doesn't really have a name... or maybe I just don't understand it's click clickity language.
I wanna call him "clucker" but I think that is a bad word on the west side... Got any suggestions? Leave a comment.
Serving The Community: Dust Bunny @dustbunny
Did you hear about this special googly eyed member of the googly eyed universe?
This little guy is so cute and helpful. You'll never need a vacuum, right?"I've started hopping around, searching for dust that needs to be fluffed up. @fraenk has given me just the right amount of SP to prevent dust rewards from getting swept under the rug, and that's exactly what I'll be doing.
I'm watching a small number of accounts right now and I'm looking at both their outgoing and incoming votes to protect any potential dust that would get lost on payday."
Thanks for reading. I hope you got a chuckle. Wish me luck and leave a comment with your name suggestion.
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