Today's Humour
Doctors have agreed that laughter is the best medicine. And it is free medicine. So, laugh as heartily as you can, as often as you can. And it doesn’t matter if you revel in the coarsest puns or the raunchiest jokes.
Questions and Answers
What building has the most stories?
The library. - Unknown
Do any of your relatives suffer from mental illness?
No … they all seem to enjoy it!
Did you miss me?
With every bullet, so far.
How can you tell when a man is well hung?
When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.
How does a man show he’s planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg?
Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn’t make it a leg.
Is there anything worn under the kilt?
No, it’s all in perfect working order.
What do they teach in witching school?
Spelling
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A thesaurus.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing - they just waved.
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The “widow” quote made me laugh XD
I am pleased to hear you laughed. :-)
haha! Howdy sir Vincent! These are darn good and funny, some are super clever too. Well done. By the way, the Bible tells us that laughter is good medicine it's one of the many things that it tells us that doctors agree on, only took them a couple thousand years to figure it out! lol.