Questions to Ponder
Humour has an intellectual, as well as an emotional element. That is why although we all have a sense of humour, it is more pronounced in some than others. Cultivate, and develop your sense of humour because it is when things are not going well that we need our humour most.
Why is it that when you are driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? - Unknown
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - Unknown
Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand? - Unknown
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? - Unknown
Why is this thus? What is the reason for this thusness? - Artemus Ward
Why isn’t there mouse-flavoured cat food? - Unknown
Why make the same mistake twice when there are so many new ones? - Unknown
You cannot have everything, where would you put it all? - Steven Wright
If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work? - Unknown
Can an atheist get insurance against Acts of God? - Unknown
Does ‘expect the unexpected’ make the ‘unexpected expected’? - Unknown
If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success? - Jerry Seinfeld
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hahaha! very clever and funny sir Vincent! mouse flavored cat food.good question! and the one about headlight and traveling the speed of light! very good lol.
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